lost in a fairytale.

i wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger; Jade Katherine Emily, pleaaaase ! =D>

we won`t be back before it`s Christmas day;

so dark we forget who we are Justine K. Nikki B. Fatima G. Sam J. Denise D. Janna V. Gabby V. Bea L. Nicole O. Rei G. Margaux M. Jenny V. Chatty N. Ira R. Miya M. Sam G. Bea H. Ate Paula T. Ate Chelsie C. Ate Celine A. Mousie-chan Strawberry-chan Tsu-chan Natsumi-chan Julie-chan Aki-chan Sera-chan Ate Danni
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wanna wail at the moon like a cat in the heat;

i`ve had a knack from way back;

Stolen from Ate Chels. ;)
It's reaaall funny. =)) For me, at least. :P
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Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scholastica, mahirap sumakay sa LRT.
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?

If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle .
If you have no money, go to PUP.

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass.
The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.
La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.
Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.
San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.
UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

QUESTION AND ANSWER

Q: What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade at him?
A: The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing pin and hurl it back at the La Sallite.

Q: How do La Sallites count one to ten?
A: One, two, three, another, another and another.

PASIKATAN NG GRADUATES

UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP. Presidents Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!

ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.

UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and lead countries while Atenean ended up getting shot!

LA SALLE : Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?

LA SALLE: Aba ! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario...

HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE

A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says:
"Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please."
The salesgirl looks at him and asks:
"Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?"

The La Sallite replies:

"O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask

me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt,

would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want

to buy a GREEN PARROT, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle ?"

"Sir, kasi naman ..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."

A TYPICAL CONVERSATION

Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite

conversation:

La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this bag, I

will give you both of them.

La Sallite #2: Uh, two?

La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!

BARKADA SA HUNTING

Tatlong magkaka-barkada:

a La Sallite, a UP student, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.

The first night, the guy from UP comes back to the cabin with a big deer.

The others ask him how he did it, and he coolly replies:

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!

The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw

the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" was the

Atenean's story.

Therefore, the La Sallite decides to try it himself. However, the next

night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his two companions find him

bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they ask.

"Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks,

and bang! A train hit me."

A MURDER MYSTERY

To be solved solely on the basis of pure logic )
Who committed the murder?
Suspects:
The Humble Atenean
The Bright La Sallite
The Innocent Maryknoller
The Unaffected Assumptionista
The UP Graduate
Culprit:

The UP Graduate

Logic:
There is no such thing as a Humble Atenean, a Bright La Sallite, an
innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected Assumptionista.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?

In a grand ballroom party, conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges

and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know what

particular schools attended the big celebration.

Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess who

he found and where he found them?

UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity

ritual

UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn

UP Manila - they were into "drugs"

Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE

EAGLE" spelling

La Salle - they were eavesdropping

San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroom

with some Paulinians

St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans

La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians

Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians

Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . .. . like always

Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since

arriving

St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom

CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry

St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner

UE - they don't know what an air conditioner is

UST - they were everywhere

FEU - they were nowhere

MLQU - Sob! They were not invited

San Sebastian - How the hell did they get past security?!

Letran - the Security

Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof

TIP - they were the ones who created the leak

NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes

JRC - they were the ones buying the cigarettes

Adamson - they went to Luneta instead

Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates

CRC - what the hell is this party for?

PSBA - what the hell is CRC?

NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?

AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters

SUICIDAL SANDWICH

There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student (so

you know this story is fictional.)

Anyway, these three friends met for lunch everyday and ate their

sandwiches.

UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag

bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman ang baon ko, magpapatiwakal na ako!

Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I'm sick of this already. If I get

another roast beef sandwich tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot myself!

La Salle : Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa

with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon tomorrow is ham sandwich again, I'm

gonna drive my CRV over the cliff!

The next morning, they again met for lunch, and, alas, they had the same

sandwiches again. The UP student went back to his dorm, pulled out a

belt,and choked himself to death. The Atenean went home, got a gun, and

shot himself in the head. The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.

At their funerals, their mothers were interviewed:

UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut butter

sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko sa kanya.

Ateneo: If he had told me that he didn't want roast beef anymore, I

wouldn't have given him roast beef.

La Salle : Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh siya

naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich!