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May 19, 2009 8:03 PM
OH! And I updated Thirteen! \:D/ The updated chapter can be read here. That chapter was nearly 3,000 words! \:D/
Oh. I am so bored. I posted these for future reference. ^:)^ They are sarcastic quotes which I all find highly amusing. I don't own any of these, just got them off the net. ^_^v
After those quotes, you can see lines from a future chapter of TULTG. ;xx Aaah.
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I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
I got hit by an oncoming parked car.
It's not that you are not attracted to me; it's that you are impotent.
If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying.
Its better to be lazy than waste your time getting tired.
Your love for all life is like candy, sweet, childish and eventually sickening.
Whatever it is that is eating him, it must be suffering horribly.
Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.
I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
You have a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Next time you get the urge to think...don't. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.
Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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"Why is it that when you miss someone so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you hear the saddest song on the radio. and then the rain starts pouring, like it was mourning with you?" -Said by Kaho, after Len and her... :-"""
"Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have." -Len's comment when he finds Kaho doing... :-"""
I wouldn't want to be much of a spoiler. You can read and see how it goes when I finish and post the chapter. :-B
This blog is looong because of the quotes. =))) See yaa!